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An Imagined Conversation With This Top-Heavy Model

Me: Did you want some help carrying your packages?

Model: No, Im fine.

Me: Really, its no trouble at all.

Model: Theyre not packages and I really dont need any help.

Me: Are you sure? Im pretty sure I see a FedEx label on one of them.

Model: Yes, Im sure.

Me: And is that a bowling ball in the middle, there?

Model: No.

Me: Basically it looks like you got your Christmas shopping done early and then put all of it on your head. Do you always carry your things like this?

Model: Theyre not things, theyre part of this outfit.

Me: Well, do you want help carrying your outfit?

Model: Maybe a little.

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