Me: Did you want some help carrying your packages?
Model: No, Im fine.
Me: Really, its no trouble at all.
Model: Theyre not packages and I really dont need any help.
Me: Are you sure? Im pretty sure I see a FedEx label on one of them.
Model: Yes, Im sure.
Me: And is that a bowling ball in the middle, there?
Model: No.
Me: Basically it looks like you got your Christmas shopping done early and then put all of it on your head. Do you always carry your things like this?
Model: Theyre not things, theyre part of this outfit.
Me: Well, do you want help carrying your outfit?
Model: Maybe a little.
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